MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE - 'The Italian Job'
by Barry Russell- Your Humble Secretary
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Claudio
Rebecchi has arguably the largest collection
of cigarette packs in the world and features in the Guiness Book of
Records. A Club delegation went to Italy to investigate the purchase
of this collection
and to have the opportunity of at least looking at the materials in
his private museum.
With
two days to go Chad discovers he has lost his
passport! Panic sets in. We go tomorrow and still no
passport. At mid-day Frank faxes Liverpool Passport
Office to confirm that our delegate is essential to the
mission. At 5.00 p.m. the passport is issued.
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| J.J.
Woods |
We
pass through passport control at Stansted at 9.55 a.m. bound for Bologna -
still no Chad! Where is he? No need to panic, he and Graham are already there
testing the Southern brew. We arrive in Italy and within ten minutes Albert
Packet joins us, having flown in via Amsterdam and Norwich.
It is bitterly cold with snow on the ground in places. Has Frank Smith got
his jumper? No! Did he look cold? I am not saying, but one cup of cafe latte
later he perked up! A taxi to Modena as darkness falls. Claudio books a local
hotel - 3 rooms - 5 people. A cosy prospect.
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Fortunately
there is a bar over the road, which
in the interest of International relations, is
soon explored. When it comes to food Chad
says 'I am not eating that Pizza rubbish' and
Albert declares his preference for plain food.
Luckily for all, except Albert, there is a high
class Chinese restaurant next door. The fare
is nothing like' English Chinese' but fills a void.
An early night is required with the prospect of
viewing 150,000 packs the next day. For some
the promotion of International relations at the
bar proves irresistible. One for the road is
followed by another one for the road. In the wee small hours they declare
and resolve to be
up
at 8.00 a.m.
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| Godfrey
Phillips Live Packet |
Up at 8.00 a.m. ( O.K. - 9.30 a.m. for one nameless auctioneer). Nevertheless,
we are on time at the Museum (Claudio's garage) at 10.00 a.m. Some 980 non-pictorial
tins line the walls and 20 filing cabinets hold 150,000 packs. Some 140,000
appear to be flat flip tops although the countries, republics and islands
covered appears to be very comprehensive. We all favour the hull and slides
and while G.B. has nearly 10,000 packs in total the hull and slides represent
about 10%. I saw about 20 packets not in my own collection.
Chad
further enhances Anglo/Italian relations when he accidentally demolishes Claudio's
chair. Claudio wants 80,000 Euros for the collection including 3000 Euros
for 20 ageing filing cabinets. The delegates withdraw to a bar to discuss
the
proposition.
Valuations range from low - to even lower. We
conclude the price is rather optimistic! Graham is more impressed
with the latest unisex porcelain toilet. This has no pedestal or
urinal, but lovely raised footpads and minute waste opening. Let
us return to the collection. We feel the benchmark is gauged by
the price of the 20 aged filing cabinets at 3.000 Euros (£2100).
Each member can probably determine his own valuation of the
whole collection by this indicator.
An
early exit followed Claudio's homely hospitality and this allows
Chad to demonstrate his well honed linguistic and social graces.
Rejected by a Co-Op as he was not a member he soon set off
the alarms by attempting to exit the wrong door. Rejected by
the barmaid who twice declined his offer of marriage he was eventually
consoled by his expensive duty free bottle of wine
at 69 cents (49p).
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| Thomas
Ogden |
This was certainly Mission Impossible given the price of the collection, but
an experience nonetheless.
Ed. Note: For those who are thinking they missed out on a 'jolly' I should
say that each member of the delegation was self funding, with no club funds
used.
Two
of the members who stayed longest in the bar came home to be struck down by
an Italian 'flu bug', which put them out of action for a while. |